Alcohol Abuse Advice

Question by Tree Of Life: Alcohol experts? Please help me name this booze?
I like the song “Alcohol Abuse” by Billy Yates and I’m trying to learn the words, however I’m no alcohol expert so can anyone give me the proper names for this booze (named in the song). I just wrote it how it sounds:

1. Mikallo/mehcallo
2.Vanheiser/banheiser
3. Millerlot
4. Yamstell/Yamstill

Thanks

Best answer:

Answer by Riddle me this
never heard the song, but im assuming 1.michelob 2. anheuser 3. miller lite and 4. amstel

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