What Is Your Favorite Homer Simpson Quote?
Question by Stupid Flanders: What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote?
Choose from these or tell me your personal favorite!
– “They have the Internet on computers, now?”
– “Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
– “Here’s to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.”
– “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”
– “All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
– “And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.”
– “If they think I’m going to stop at that stop sign, they’re sadly mistaken!”
– “Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy.”
– “If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it – Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!”
the real me – Classic! I like the part where he is strangling Bart and the Optometrist is saying ‘better, or worse, better, or worse” Haha!
Justin T – Now, remember what that instructor said….when you get into trouble, all you have to do it…..Feels like I’m wearin; nothing at all….nothin at all…..nothin’ at all…..haha!
Mattyboy – Marge (to Homer) – “And I’m sick and tired about hearing how you found an onion ring in your french fries!”
Homer: – (To Marge) – “That was my Woodstock!”
I can’t pick a best answer on this one…I am letting it go to voting.
Homer singing to Yes’ ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart’ –
“Drivin’ in a Loaner car, much better than a drivin’ in my normal car’.
haha….
Best answer:
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