Alcohol Abuse Advice

Dan’s Facebook: facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com MySpace: myspace.com Download the mp3: www.mediafire.com Get Dan’s album here: itsdanbull.com An exercise in appealing to the lowest common denominator. In this video, which is both funny and hilarious, none of the following happens: Simon Cowell happy slaps Justin Bieber while high on salvia and watching leaked footage of a UFO on UFC, before giving an exclusive interview about his jail time with the ghost of Lil Wayne. This is the last clip of Cowell before he was killed in an unfortunate accident involving a crocodile, a shark, a lion, and a Coke and Mentos trip gone horribly wrong. Before his death, Cowell was the world’s biggest, smallest, tallest, shortest, longest, widest, heaviest, lightest CEO of Syco ever not to have given birth to an eight legged, two headed, pregnant, Siamese tree man who proved that the 9/11 attacks were both an inside job, a hoax, and a collaborative practical joke between the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Mossad, Al-Qaeda and the Jonas Brothers – who, incidentally, bit my finger. By the way, did you know that the names of the X Factor contestants are Treyc Cohen, Katie Waissel, Wagner, Paije Richardson, Aiden Grimshaw, Mary Byrne, Cher Lloyd, One Direction, Rebecca Ferguson, and Matt Cardle?

After the big argument between Alan and AJ over Nikki, Jason discovers that AJ has been drinking since he was 12. He tries to help AJ but AJ won’t let him.