Lauren Dances With Drunken Theme Park Patron
What’s better than a family-friendly theme park funded by the nation’s largest beer distributor? NOTHING! Busch Gardens, Florida, is a place where alcoholic parents can take their kids to pet the llamas so they can pop open unlimited cold ones at the hospitality house, and then paint the town red when they take the dance floor and boogie it up to bad disco remixes, beer in hand. And this is where I come in. Sure, homegirl thought she had a dance partner, but I, Lauren, show you how its really done in my bright yellow pants! Oh, the joys of alcohol! Note: This video is my mother’s personal favorite.
Video Rating: 4 / 5