New Harvard Study Results?

Question by mick7945: New Harvard Study Results?
A Harvard study has just revealed that 100% of all alcoholics surveyed were fed milk as a baby! Said Dr Smith, “These results are astounding! Never have we ever found such a clear and direct cause of alcoholism.” While the study showed the alcoholics all were fed milk, the type of milk varied from infant to infant. Some drank cow milk while others drank goat milk. Either way the lactosnisosity of the dairy product is sure to lead to alcoholism.

Oh my gosh! What do you people make of such a shocking study?

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